I was getting ready for some sort of party, looking in the mirror, putting on my makeup and stuff when I realize, 'Hm. My face is really hairy. I should shave my beard.' I know I'm still me, still a girl, but I have a really hairy face. So I start shaving it. Only, this really irritates my skin and I get a giant zit on my cheek. It's seriously like a freaking unicorn horn. So of course I feel self conscious and don't go to the party. That turns out to be quite impossible though, because the party is happening on the floor above me in a large house. People come down to see where I am, and they laugh because my giant zit is giant. I feel gross and ugly. But then, suddenly, Flynn from Disney's Enchanted appears and all the girls flock to him because he's so handsome and roguishly charming. He flirts a little with them, but makes a beeline for me. I wonder why he does this, because he's already married to Rapunzel. It occurs to me that I might be Rapunzel. Awesome. He says that there's something downstairs that I should see, so we go down a set of stairs that lead to an empty room. He kneels down on the last step and pushes on a higher one, revealing a secret passageway that looks dark and creepy. We exchange knowing looks. But people from upstairs are curious and begin coming down to see what we are doing. Flynn and I know that this secret passageway should not be shown to anyone ever, so we try to close it up, but people see it before we are able to. They ask us where it goes and what it's doing there. We shrug and pretend not to know, but everyone keeps looking around to see if there are any other passageways. I try to distract them by saying that it's an old house and this was probably once a living room, as there is an old desk and piano in the corners. However, when Flynn looks behind a bookshelf, he sees another dark, scary passageway and quickly tries to hide it. Some other guy notices it though, and wants to know where it goes. Regina from Mean Girls suddenly appears and announces that everyone should go search the grounds to see if they can find the end of the passageway. Flynn and I know this is not a good idea, but there are too many people to dissuade now. He instead suggests that the guys should go down the passageway, and the girls should go search the grounds. I shake my head at him, knowing that when he goes down the passageway, he'll need me to save him. "You know it doesn't go like that," I say to him, but he doesn't listen to me. Suddenly we are walking around on the grounds, looking for anything suspicious. Someone finds a boarded up tunnel entrance, and I flashback to the moment I first found it. It had a sign hanging from the top of the entrance saying, "Come in and play my game. You're guaranteed to have a SCREAM!" I return from my flashback to people pulling down the boards and trying to go in. I scream out, "NO! NEVER AGAIN!" and begin backing away. People give me weird looks, but continue to try and enter the cave. Flynn and I back away slowly and then run back to the house. My mom follows us and asks what is in the cave. Flynn tells her that there will only be one survivor from that cave, and he will appear tomorrow night in the empty room at the bottom of the stairs, hanging from the ceiling, still alive, but horribly disfigured. There is nothing that we can do now but wait for him.
So that was my dream. Really odd, but it did feature my favorite Disney prince.
Gotta love that stubbly chin.
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